Naturally
by Terry Kettenring, @1974
COMPOSE your nerves
BAYER your brain
CONTACT your cold
CREST your teeth
BRECK your hair
DIAL your body;
PONDS your pores
Q-TIP your ears
LISTERINE your throat
LITTLE PRUNE your legs;
ARRID your pits.
Baby, you're not getting older,
you're just getting better!